In an earlier post, a friend referenced a medical journal article which suggested hiccups could be cured by “digital rectal stimulation”…
I’ll just pause for a moment here and let that one sink in…
Now, for the record, if you ever see me with the hiccups, and *that* is the cure that comes to your mind (and it will be now), do me a favor and just let me keep the hiccups.
Also, rest assured, if I ever come across you with a case of the hiccups, know that while I like you, I do NOT like you THAT well.